FCC Chair - New 5 years

To celebrate his apparent new 5-year stint as FCC Chair, Harry Potter has approved the BST-ATT merger. After buring 2 media ownership reports and watching competition in the US sink us to 16th in the world, Congress says ATTA-BOY! "You are doing at least as good of a job in the govment as I am," says 27-year veteran Senator Blowhard.