Saw this crazy little machine clicking around tonight. "Yellow Machine FailSafe network storage appliance provides your home with a full suite of storage, security and networking features once found only in big company data centers. .. Yellow Machine provides you with an all-in-one solution for storage, backup and secure networking with VPN router/double firewall/8-port auto-sensing switch." Check it out. Then figure out how it (or something similar) can be sold to your clients.